The one and only.

Heavy steps announced the arrival of Mr Crafting. Soaked to the bones after cycling all the way home from the power-station, he closed the door behind him and walked towards the kitchen while uttering a gentle “Hello dear” in the direction of the living room. “Oh how pleased he will be when he notices my new crochet covered beer bottles on the counter”.

“What an exquisite creation!” he boasted. Mrs Crafting was delighted with the compliment. “Deep colour,  character” - he proceeded - “how is it possible to fit the soul of an entire region into a bottle of beer? Ahhhh.” “Of course...” - she sighed - “just keep the bottle when you finish, will ya? I need it for me crafts”.

Mrs Crafting's crochet covered bottles are currently for sale at Hubbard's Cupboard in Cardiff.